Once upon a time my roommates and I wrote a creepy poem for a man that was moving out of our ward across the country:
Silver Fox you brighten my day,
I wish in Utah you would stay
so you could sing me lullabies
that fill my heart with butterflies.
You are ten years older than me,
but time is nothing baby, don't you see.
I'll think of you oft while you are gone,
writing letters til' the break of dawn,
If you knock upon my door,
I'll love you forever more.
Oh wait, I already do...
love you, love you
Treehouse Two

great huh? haha